Because seriously...what are this?

gallopingtormaunt:

lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

THIS

(Source: spookyrnormonhelldream)

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

(Source: bonjour700)

(Source: risingtensions)

ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via imgur]

What’s the most dad thing your dad has ever done?

sleepygirl586:

hopelesslyhiddled:

The most polite sword fight ever

One of our friends was the Maid of Honor at our other friend’s wedding this weekend, and totally started her toast with the “Mawwiage, mawwiage” quote from this movie…

Pretty sure only about 10 of us got it. But it was brilliant anyway.

(Source: inconceivablebluefox)

ginathethundergoddess:

kaminas-spirit:

lolshtus:

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions 

this story is fucking wonderful. 

ginathethundergoddess:

kaminas-spirit:

lolshtus:

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions 

this story is fucking wonderful. 

the-softwolf:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

(Source: youngadultatbooktopia)