Hey, adults of the world
How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up
You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can
That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it
just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse
I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind.
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
Okay, I laughed.
The most polite sword fight ever
One of our friends was the Maid of Honor at our other friend’s wedding this weekend, and totally started her toast with the “Mawwiage, mawwiage” quote from this movie…
Pretty sure only about 10 of us got it. But it was brilliant anyway.